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Anonymous said: Who are you?

What do you want me to be?

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Darling baby, please don’t cry
Bunny’s gonna bake you a chocolate pie
With love and warmth and lots of cream
She’ll make it taste like one sweet dream
Darling baby, please don’t be sad
Bunny’s gonna ponder why she bad
She sharts your name in her sleep
Her love for you be obvio deep

Darling baby, please don’t cry
Bunny gonna sing you this lullaby
And every time you’re feeling low
Think of her alluring camel-toe
Darling baby, you damn best
Loving you be an easy quest
Now you sad and you take rest
When you back we make a fest

Darling baby, please don’t cry
Bunny can be an itch but still she try
Hug her now and make some hay
Life is good and it’s a sunny day
Ehehehehehehe

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Bunny

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"Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too."

Lemony Snicket

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Anonymous said: what does your poop taste like?

A tastier version of the dish I digest.

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Anonymous said: If you had to pick one person to survive the end of the world with, who would it be?

How can one survive the end of the world? And I’d pick someone I love. It’d be tough choosing though, so I’ll decide when the time comes.

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Anonymous said: why are you so seksy?

'Cause aa wants ya ta has a boner every time ya see me.