"Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too."
Anonymous asked: what does your poop taste like?
A tastier version of the dish I digest.
Anonymous asked: If you had to pick one person to survive the end of the world with, who would it be?
How can one survive the end of the world? And I’d pick someone I love. It’d be tough choosing though, so I’ll decide when the time comes.
Anonymous asked: why are you so seksy?
'Cause aa wants ya ta has a boner every time ya see me.